I wish i could forget you.

 

like I forget everything I’ve studied for my exam.

oh, audrey

Postkarte aus Österreich

Dette er livet! Man glemmer alle sine bekymringer som eksamen og at vores bil står på et værksted et sted i Tyskland og ikke ved hvornår vi kan få den tilbage! Jeg håber også I alle har en bekymringsfri tid, for der er jo ingen grund til bekymringer. Som Tine-mor siger: Gå ikke over broen før du er kommet til den.

I don’t want to crow up!

One in five kids believe Toy Story's Buzz Lightyear was the first person to set foot on the moon rather than Neil Armstrong. And one in twenty youngsters thought Counter Terrorist Jack Bauer was the brains behind the Gunpowder plot. 11 per cent thinking Isaac Newton discovered fire and Albert Einstein was Frankenstein's brother. One in six think Darth Vader's Deathstar from Star Wars is the furthest planet from Earth. One in six even failed to identify US President Barrack Obama, claiming he was Mr T from the A-Team, F1 Lewis Hamilton and even Nelson Mandela.

læs hele artiklen her.

Today, I broke my record for the number of days I haven't died. I plan on breaking it again tomorrow. MLIA

Rødhætte gjorde ikke som hendes mor sagde, Pinochio var fuld af løgn, Robinhood var tyv, Tarzan gik rundt uden tøj, Snehvide boede sammen med 7 mænd, Pippi blev jagtet af myndighederne og Emil drak sig fuld en tidlig alder. Er der så noget at sige til at vi opfører os som vi gør?

"It's better to be pissed-off than pissed-on."

I hate it when there's a giant rock rolling towards someone in a movie all they do is run straight. RUN TO THE SIDE YOU IDIOT.

Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML

roses are red

violets are blue. friend requests are great, but who the hell are you?

it's pretty easy

to dance like nobody's watching and to sing like nobody listening.

but to love like you've never been hurt is sure as hell another thing.

..

So scared of being older, I'm only good at being young
John Mayer

"Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Tweet like nobody's following." @JustJulieta

it's a little 08, like maxi dresses and miley cyrus.

I believe in pink…I believe in kissing, kissing a lot and I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls.

- Audrey Hepburn

“Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.” - John Lennon

happiness hit her like a train on a track

hør sangen her.

Nate: [on Bart's letter] Aren't you curious what it says?
Chuck: I think I can guess. You're a disappointment of a son; I'd die of embarrassment if I hadn't already; why do you wear so much purple?